How will Obama handle the astroid heading for earth?

You've seen the movies. Whenever a black man is president an astroid is on its way. How will Obama handle his?How will Obama handle the astroid heading for earth?He'll meet with the UN and send diplomats on peace talks with the asteroid.How will Obama handle the astroid heading for earth?
Funny. Toutatis is "predicted" to miss the earth by a distance twice as far as we are from the moon.
What bothers some of us, is why the NASA prediction of a major solar EMF burst in late 2012 isn't getting the attention it deserves. Dozens of scientists including some within the Government, are asking for a new system to protect our fragile satellites and ground based com systems.How will Obama handle the astroid heading for earth?He already is preparing for a natural disaster, watch the Conspiracy Theory episode with Jesse Ventura on truTV where he decodes the 2012 government conspiracy. The U.S. government is building bunkers coast to coast for the wealthy elite, leaving people like you and me to burn. Shows how much they care, right?
1) first he'll apologize to the rest of the world...

2) then he'll say it's BUSH'S FAULT...

3) then he'll pass CAP AND TRADE to prepare of the nuclear winter that will follow...

4) then he'll part the seas where it's going to impact the Earth... to minimize damage.How will Obama handle the astroid heading for earth?LOL!



I know what you mean about the movies.



Are you sure it will be asteroids, though? You're not expecting giant flesh-eating dinosaurs like those in Jurassic Park?How will Obama handle the astroid heading for earth?
I have it on good authority we have the technology to deal with this menace. And it will only cost $0.25.

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Either that or terrorists are planning to detonate a nuclear bomb in Los Angeles...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/24_(season_鈥?/a>How will Obama handle the astroid heading for earth?
He will use the "Clinton gambit", wherein he will talk about it and consider the problem solved.
We don't worry about those things, we are concerned about the economy and helping the unemployed presently.
NASA will handle it with other agencies
I don't know but I do know that the Earth always survives.
the cool guy always makes it



im that guy,, so ill get all the hot girls who make it





im sure we will just nuke it to hell any ways
I also have it on good authority that a gigantic turd is in fact heading for earth. No free toilet paper though...
I think his stimulus bill is so full of pork that it's thick enough to take an impact
Obama will call the rock a racist!
he wiil Headbutt it out of the Solar System.
He has a plan. Fill a large rocket with kool aid.....